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April 1, 2018 by Michelle

Single Mom Dating: My Favorite Lines from Online Dating Profiles

While swiping through dating apps, I come across some very interesting people and things they have in their profiles. Here are some of my favorite lines I’ve found so far.

“Sometimes I eat peanut butter out of the jar.”

“Looking for a human to be a human with.”

“Sometimes I wonder if my dog only plays fetch because he thinks I enjoy throwing the ball.”

“My life goal is to make enough money to build my own penguin encounter in my basement.”

“Make sure your kind of crazy matches mine.”

“Guaranteed funny or your 2nd date is free!”

“I’m good at walking other people’s dogs.”

“Big dumb beard, bigger dumber heart.”

“No kids. I found those two.”

“Bonus points if you… know how to fold a fitted sheet.”

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